one time in 5th grade i was in pe and i was really nervous because my crush was there and he looked at me and i sighed and a loud fart came out at the same time
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dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist
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I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
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